Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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