do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Green mimosas i think yes
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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