So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I cut my penus on the lid.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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