with your own penis?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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