I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She announced her abortion via fbk
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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