i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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