Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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