Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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