when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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