Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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