You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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