All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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