yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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