dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's just like the Real World with babies
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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