she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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