I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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