Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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