do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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