make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she told me i tasted like america
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
