So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize