Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize