filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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