Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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