do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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