guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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