Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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