Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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