rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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