That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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