idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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