Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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