He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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