dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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