Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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