Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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