I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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