If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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