she was so not down for the gang bang
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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