This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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