Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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