he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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