marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yo dont text me then not text me
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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