your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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