I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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