I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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