dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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