what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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