ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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