I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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