We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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