? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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