He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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