im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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