i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
