i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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